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House Drinking Game

Hey....not totally sure if this is ok to post. It has some slashy bits. ANyway, if it's not cool to post let me know and I'll remove it. So.....Enjoy!



HOUSE DRINKING GAME

You will need:
1. A bunch of House episodes, either taped or on DVD
2. A glass
3. A bottle of the beverage of your choice (doesn’t necessarily have to be alcoholic, but it makes the game a hell of a lot more fun)


Any time House uses his cane as a weapon, take 1 drink

Every time House says “differential diagnoses” take one drink

Every time house calls his inferiors ducklings, lackeys, any other insulting name, drink twice.

Every time House calls Chase a Wombat, take two drinks.

Every time House calls Chase British, take one drink.

Every time Chase growls that he’s Australian, not British, take one drink.

Every time House makes a bet about a patient, take one drink.

Every time House makes fun of Chase for being pretty, Foreman for being black, and Cameron for being a woman, take one drink.

Every time the first diagnosis is wrong, take one drink.

Every time the second diagnosis is wrong, take two drinks.

Every time House disagrees with the Ducklings, take one drink.

Every time the ducklings disagree with each other, take one drink.

Every time House pops a Vicodin take one drink

Every time he pops more than one Vicodin at a time, take two drinks

Every time House is almost fired/ demoted/ sued/ has his life threatened/ has a disciplinary hearing/ is reported to the review board take one drink.

Every time House plays the piano take one drink.

Every time Cameron cares too much about a patient take one drink

Every time a patient is dismissed and then comes back because s/he’s still sick, take one drink.

Every time House tries to get out of clinic duty take one drink.

Every time he succeeds in getting out of clinic duty, take two drinks.

Every time House insults/ hits on Cuddy, take one drink.

Every time they break into someone’s house, take one drink.

Every time a patient lies, take one drink

Every time House says “Everybody lies”, take one drink.

Every time House drops his pants, drain your glass.

Every time a patient or a patient’s relative hits House, take two drinks

Every time house makes an inappropriate sexual comment to anyone, take one drink.
--two drinks if it’s Chase.

Every time a commercial break comes on at the worst possible moment, take three drinks

Every time House does a trick with his yo-yo take one drink

Every time he plays his GameBoy take one drink

Every time House watches General Hospital, take one drink

Every time Wilson rubs the back of his neck, take one drink

Every time a patient refuses treatment, take one drink

Every time House talks them into it, take one drink.

Every time they have to intubate a patioent, take one drink.

Take two drinks if the intubation doesn’t work and they have to trach the patient.

Every time they have to hold a meeting somewhere other than House’s office, take one drink.

Every time House is actually nice to someone, drain your glass

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